Really, just what is this Dutch Falconi thing? Well, what more do you need? Didn you look at the various pages I labored hard to create?
How old is this Dutch guy? No one really knows for sure. All I can tell you is that when asked this question several years back, he would always give an answer calculated to make him appear younger than the questioner. Now, he’s trying to make himself look older than everyone else – that “Dorian Gray of Sacramento” thing. Why don’t the lights blink at the top of this page? I figured you might be getting tired of them by now. I don’t really want to end up in the Netscape Hall of Shame, you know. What kind of music does Dutch Falconi play? That’s a toughie. If you really want to know you should buy the CD, eh? In the beginning, Dutch and Gizmo Avery wrote some very interesting and complex tunes, full of tempo and key changes. They were designed with theatrics in mind. Sweet Dreams, Icicle World, Around the Block, Infant Dalmations, the Tango Medley and Dr. Rhubarb are good examples of these. As new members joined, they would bring their own influences with them, and the show started taki
