Rabbit Out Of Cap, What No Rabbit?
‘So ladies and gentlemen, we have a magician in the audience who says he can also produce a rabbit out of a hat and in fact a smaller hat! After Darling’s superb rabbit trick with the economy, Mr Osborne who has been watching silently all this time, has come forth and dared to challenge our main performer. Ladies and Gentlemen, I present you the one and only George Osborne, born in privilege and sound economic background and having a knack for money. Mr Osborne; give him a loud welcome.’ And so Mr Osborne went on the stage. ‘Ladies and Gentlemen, my fellow British people, voters of all kind, I am going to do something no Chancellor has been able to do till today. Decide for yourself, who is the greatest, the ablest, the best and most competent. Don’t be fooled. Don’t pay money to see old tricks.’ ‘Mr Darling used a hat, the usual magician’s hat. He has produced the usual white rabbit from this ‘deep’, ‘deep’ hat. If you know what I mean. It is the oldest trick in town. It is a massive
