Pacman Jones: Does Anybody Want To Make an Opening Bid?
Adam “Pacman” Jones is a free agent again. The question is, who the hell wants him? When the Dallas Cowboys release you because of off-the-field personality issues, your career may have hit rock-bottom. This is a team that has put up with Terrell Owens for three years and once had a cocaine addict as its leading receiver. Spurned by the most personality-challenged team in the league, Jones is faced with three options. First, he can clean himself up, stay away from strip clubs, and take some anger-management classes in hopes of getting some poor saps to believe he’s changed his ways. Second, he can remain a free agent and stay unsigned for the 2009 season, until some team gets devastated by injuries and is desperate, but undoubtedly end up doing something else to get himself on the evening news and banned from the NFL for life while waiting. Third and most likely, he can find a team willing to put with him (or rather, a team that thinks they can tame him) this offseason. Of course, that
