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Other than the hilarity that will benefit me when I read the book, what other advantages are there to owning The Chronicles of Dubya?

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Other than the hilarity that will benefit me when I read the book, what other advantages are there to owning The Chronicles of Dubya?

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A. I’m glad you asked that. The Chronicles of Dubya will increase your IQ and sexual stamina. The overwhelming power emanating from it will ward off both vampires and evil biting monkeys. Also, this sturdy, 368-page paperback is great for using as a training tool for your dog. Q. Please describe this innovative training technique. A. When the dog is engaged in an undesired behavior, continuously whap the dog over the head with this book until the undesired behavior stops. Q. That sounds like animal abuse. A. If you were near me, I would whap you in the face with The Chronicles of Dubya until you shut up.