Okay, what’s the catch on that incredible guarantee?
The catch is you have to go to San José, Costa Rica to fuck her (or a girl of your choice in the same massage parlor). But if you do, and you send me a photo of you and her naked together, and you send a copy of your photo ID (driver’s license, passport), then I will send you a check for the standard cost of a half-hour session – $20. The crazy part is that it is only $20 to sleep with such an amazingly hot girl.