Oh yeah, were the Wright brothers fighter pilots?
Yeah, they were but probably the fighter pilot nerd category, and thank goodness they were. You know when it came to being a kickass wingman, Orville and Wilbur really took care of each other. Once they became world famous they had chicks chasing all over the place. Since neither one of them ever married, it’s pretty obvious that they did a good job stiff arming the fortune seekers, charlatans and all sorts of floosies. Without a doubt, if Orville and Wilbur were still around they’d be doing their shopping at the FU Store and they’d be wearing one of our newest designs. You can get it in the Kickass Fighter Pilot Stuff section of the FU Store.
