New year 2009: Where are those flying cars, space trips and robots we all talked about years ago?
The evolution of the human mind has been systematically halted by a worldwide conspiracy- possibly the illuminati. This has been achieved by putting the populace in contact with certain materials designed to bring about specific forms of brain damage and to calcify our pineal glands. These materials include solids such as aluminum and fluoride, and particulates and gases which are sprayed over us by airliners in the process known as “chem-trailing” or when your local government sprays entire cities for “west nile virus.” The effect is a more obedient and less imaginative population, while those in the know protect themselves and are geniuses by comparison. Ergo- no flying cars for most of us.