Neil Foot – Where does Superman keep his hair gel because when ever he comes out of the phone box he has slick-backed hair?
The answer is simple isn’t it? He gets changed in the phone box because he needs some privacy. He has a little personal massage session and uses the “lotion” to gel his hair. As he is in a rush he inadvertently puts his clothes on inside out, leaving a body hugging lining showing with his pants on the outside. Superman has no special powers. He’s merely pumped up on testosterone because he wanks too much.