My son recommended to me this 16 man show band with a super-cool 15000 watt PA. Shall I invite the neighbours?
Not necessary, all your neighbours within a radius of about 2 miles will automatically be taking part in your little celebration. This “nouveaux riches” guy across the street recently hired an opera singer. Not exactly my type but my wife thinks that this time we should offer something impressive like this. Don’t set off a singer-contest! Besides, this guy’s got more bucks. The only thing that will help here is to come up with a stark contrast — hire Jazz4Fun for your guests. And if it absolutely has to be opera, not to worry — our tuba player comes from the state opera.