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My dog is rubbing his face all over my blankets and making them smell like fried chicken. What is wrong with my idiotic dog?

April 26, 2017blankets chicken dog Face Fried idiotic rubbing smell wrong

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My dog is rubbing his face all over my blankets and making them smell like fried chicken. What is wrong with my idiotic dog?

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Oh, my goodness! Your dog is suffering from a rare skin disease known as … Oh! It’s just to horrible to say! You must submerge your dog in a bucket of boiling cheese and rinse him off with scalding hot olive oil! Hurry, before he rubs his face on your blankets again!