Kids say the funniest things! whats the funniest thing your kid has ever said?
A new neighbor asked the little girl next door if she had any brothers and sisters. She replied, “No, I’m the lonely child.” A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, and looked at the old pages as he turned them. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible, and he picked it up and looked at it closely. It was an old leaf from a tree that had been pressed in between the pages. “Momma, look what I found!” the boy called out. “What have you got there, dear?” his mother asked. With astonishment in the young boy’s voice, he answered: “I think it’s Adam’s suit!” When my son was in preschool and one of the students became ill with chicken pox, the teacher asked if anyone else had ever had chicken pox. He raised his hand and said, “No, but I’ve had Cocoa Pops.” Science Sillies from 5th & 6th Graders: The spinal column is a long bunch of bones. The head sits on the top, and you sit on the bottom. It is so hot in some places that people there have to live in other places.
