Karl Howard – Why did I go out with a 6 foot anorexic ginger psychopathic bird that now stalks me?
I don’t know Karl. You always seemed the “6 foot anorexic” type to me. What does interest me is how is she stalking you? Is she phoning you late at night, saying nothing and only breathing heavily down the phone before hanging up. Or is she following you everywhere but at a distance, watching your every move and occasionally taking photographs of you which she secretly develops in her own black room so that she can add them to her shrine to you. Or is she simply pestering you, phoning you and generally acting as though it was never properly over and wants to kiss and make up. This last scenario is only solvable by two methods:- 1) Getting back together with her. 2) Killing the bitch…
