Is WMD fantasist Curve Ball really David Bend-It-Like Beckham?
Badheim, Germany – (AssoCIAted Mess): US intelligence sources are probing reports that the Iraqi defector Rafid Ahmed Alwan, code-named Curve Ball, who spun such whopping great big porkies about Iraq’s purported WMD program, is really a stooge for UK intelligence fantasist and former England football team captain David ‘Bend-It-Like’ Beckham. “There are too many coincidences in this cover-up,” an MI6 source said today after admitting the moniker Curve Ball was created hastily to protect Beckham after he managed to persuade British Intelligence operatives to put their lifetime savings on an England 7-0 thrashing of West germany in the 2007 World Cup Final. The English team were famously thrashed in the quarter finals. And hundreds of millions of UK taxpayers’ pounds were pumped by the Blair Puppet Government into a damage limitation exercise over the ‘dodgy dossier’ that took the country into war in 2003. Meanwhile Rafid Ahmed Alwan, who arrived at a German refugee center in 1999 claimi
