Is triangular cut bread a psychological warfare tactic?
My good General, Once again you have manned the frontier of British Defensive Intelligence. I have seem this form of psychological warfare used many times over. Let me tell you, sir, that it is extremely effective we shall spare no expense in eradicating it. I must admit that I was the one who invented this form of warfare as when I was in Kafiristan many years ago, a young woman held the sausage I had placed into her hands and when she held it in her hands, she too began to quiver. After she gently placed it in her mouth is violently shook and exploded all over her. I can only expect this is due to the foreign nature of the sausage and her inexperience with it. My fellow mates of my squadron at the time were quite alarmed by what they saw and all swore to never perform the savage feet in the isles. We must not suffer this horrible crime. I will personally sacrifice my maidservants to study this new form of warfare and it’s effects.
