Is this the line for Monkey Antiques Roadshow?
Once exposed to the new status quo, Caesar finds he cannot contain himself when he sees an ape being mistreated. His shout of “human bastards!” draws much unwanted attention — an ape with the power of speech? It is humanity’s worst fear! (Take the unfortunate case of stereotyped Mojo Jojo as an example of the prejudice humans express towards our simian brethren.) Armando tries to cover for Caesar by saying that he yelled the phrase, but let’s face it, the accents don’t match. How did Caesar get a British accent, anyway? Did he spend the last 19 years watching episodes of Are You Being Served on PBS? Armando is hauled in by the authorities and Caesar hides himself in the ape labor system. First our hero is processed in the training facility, where gorillas and chimps are exposed to nightmarish behavior conditioning techniques (not unlike working at a Disney theme park, we’re told). Then, through a bizarre twist of fate, Caesar ends up working for the very governor who seeks his death.
