Is this a good idea for valetines day?
Valentine’s Day is BREAK UP Day. It is the best day of the year to dump your girlfriend. Women are actually so selfish that they would rather allow a child slave to die in Africa (where diamonds come from) than give up just one of their precious Valentine’s Day presents and extravagant meals. Men are better than women at Valentine’s Day. Women ruined it with their selfishness. Kids have a holiday a lot like Valentine’s Day. It’s called Christmas, and kids are allowed to act like little bastards during Christmas because they’re kids. Women have no excuse. They can vote. According to some commercials I’ve seen, it costs only pennies a day to improve the lives of impoverished African children. Pennies a day is a maximum of four pennies. If it cost five pennies a day to save starving children, then they would just say a nickel because that’s shorter to say and the saved commercial air time could be turned into food. 13.7 billion dollars will be wasted this year on Valentine’s Day to please