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Is there really a Mrs. Claus?

April 26, 2017Claus Mrs

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Is there really a Mrs. Claus?

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Highly unlikely. Since Santa is surrounded by male figures (Elves, reindeernamed Rudolph, Donner, Blitzen etc.) his sexual preference seems to tend towards homosexuality. He is said to have some problems finding a geronto-phile/zoophile Elf for a threesome with a reindeer, though.