Is there really a man in the moon?
Yes, there is a man in the moon, but a few years ago he was on the moon, then he lost interest in the surface and is now digging himself a house for him wife and kids. And in fact the moon is made out of 10 cheeses, mild cheddar, mature cheddar, edam, cambozola, parmezan, mozzarella, blue cheese, fondue, camembert and brie. But only on the side we can see, since the dark side of the moon is in fact a really big slice of toast, that is slowly being grilled by the sun.
