Is there a book with short, funny jokes that would make a good gift item?”
-Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean. -Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull. -If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can’t see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death. -The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain. -Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. -Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!” -When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you. -Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. -The quickest way to a man’s heart is with Chuck Norris’ fist. -What was going through the minds of C
