Is the story of Becket, the Archbishop of Canterbury, true?
The truth has remained hidden for long enough. Under the Intergalactic freedom of information act the events relating to recall of agent Becket are now available for public disclosure in the main Library on Phlab Quarry 3. The disinformation issued at the time of his recall was necessary to prevent a mass hysteria at the realisation that the Human race was being administered by a race of tinfoil hatted space bears. Indeed the King was most perturbed by Beckets determination to turn the Church into an organisation who’s primary purpose was the production of orange based conserves. Head office on Phlab quarry 3 were in fact quite satisfied with agent Becket’s performance until they realised that he was breaking the cardinal rule of Marmalade pushers.
