Is the daily mail newspaper only suitable to use as bog roll in the outside toilet?
No you cannot use it for that, I used to use a copy of it as shin guards when playing football. It worked well I did not get any bad bruises on my ankles for ages. Do if the people knew i had a copy of the Daily Scare they would certainly have been kicking the living daylights out of me. Maybe that is why Ronaldo is always lying down he is using a copy of the Daily Mail as shin guards.
