Is [Smithers / Milhouse / Comic Book Guy / Bart / Maggie / SLH ] gay?
Lately, this has become even more annoying than “Where is Springfield.” Here’s the consensus to date: Smithers is gay. Producer David Silverman has confirmed that Homer’s former secretary Karl and John (Waters) are also gay. That’s it. Milhouse, being a pre-pubescent 10 year old boy, has no particular sexual orientation. Any evidence from “Lisa’s Sax” that Milhouse has homosexual tendencies is completely canceled out by Milhouse’s crushes on Lisa and Samantha Stanky. The Comic Book Guy is not gay, but women rightly find him revolting. Lenny and Carl are not gay, they’re just good friends. Snowball II is gay, but has been fixed, so it doesn’t really matter. Xtopolapaqetl, the big stone head from “Blood Feud,” is gay. There. End of discussion.