Is Simons Rock Y2K compliant?
Yes. We don’t anticipate any problems until at least 2038. Admissions: Q: Am I too young to go to Simon’s Rock? Too old? A: Age is not actually that important. Most freshmen enter at 16 or 17, but there’s no such requirement. Despite the “Start College after third grade” parody, you should wait until you are at least 11 to go to Simon’s Rock and probably 14 if you want to live on campus. If you are over 21, you’ll stick out, but you can make a good deal of money buying alcohol for “younger scholars”. Q: How much is tuition? Can I get financial aid? A: $2much. Probably. Q: Will you write my admission essay for me? A: No. If you can’t write your own admission essay, there’s no way you’ll survive at Simon’s Rock. Q: What do you think of the Allegory of the Cave? A: See above. Q: I have this great idea for my essay. I want to write about Plato, James Joyce, Michel Foucault, Joe McCarthy, Hieronymous Bosch, Pythagoras, and Galileo. Is that too weird? A: Not at all. Academics: Q: Is Simon’s
