Is Santa cool if the shit goes down?
Absolutely. Santa comes fully equipped! When the shit goes down, Santa and his elf’s got your back, yo. He’s ready, willing and able. Even when drunk, Santa’s one bad motha’. Q: Did you notice that if you move the “n” in Santa to the end of his name, you get “Satan?” A: We did not notice that. While it is interesting, this does not imply an endorsement, either directly or indirectly, for our beloved lord and master, Lucifer.
