Is Quacker a virgin?
No. Though he told Opal that he hasn’t had sex for years, and despite it being illegal for women to have relations with ducks, he has had relations with women in the past (live ones). He even had a girlfriend, named Claudine, a duck, in high school. Despite being a real jerk to most people, Quacker was a very loving boyfriend. You see, he overcompensated for his general attitude by going out of his way to make her happy, even though it often meant doing things he’d never normally do, or even ignoring Bowen. Alas, the relationship ended when Claudine said Quacker has become “too clingy”, though Quacker attributes it to her being “an icy, cold-hearted bitch that broke his heart”.
