Is n e 1 else afraid of being murdered/dying?
[Photo by Preggers Goldfish] Some people fear death. Some people fear murder. I think it would be terrible to die at the hands of: a) an altClown JasonMasked sneakerfreak with a tat sleeve & a necklace designed by Masterlock b) an escapee from an alternative asylum where the mandatory wardrobe includes eye makeup masks, a straight jacket by Marc (via Marc Jacobs) and some kutesy striped undies c) an AZN DJ d) a failed alt e) a festivalBro on LSD during a Jack Johnson/Crystal Castles Show f) a trivial electro producer who was angry that his track was only blurbed about once on a now defunct blog that posted pretty much anything g) a hipsterrunoff// commenter h) a child predator i) an alt in Child Predator Glasses j) Choose.Your.Own.Murderer XX BONUS GRANDMA FROM THE FUTURE XX [Photo by AltaMira NYC] In the future, retirement homes will be replaced with scooters and old people will be given Amazon Kindles by the government. The Amazon Kindle: It’s like a book on a screen, and u can read
