Is Mutya hanging around?
I don’t know if she is. Mutya probably wouldn’t ‘do’ Norwich. Mutya is probably too famous for Norwich, really. Yes. I bet she has a busy schedule. Have Groove Armada asked you to step in and make it ‘Song For Calvin’? I’m very surprised they’ve not offered it to me yet, actually. And of course I’m too polite to approach them. I’d rather wait and be asked. I’M NOT A CHARITY! When are you going to get yourself a ridiculous costume so you can send some tramp off the street to do all your live shows? I’m thinking of making a full body suit to incorporate my head logo, as it happens. Like a sort of electro Frank Sidebottom. Yes, exactly like him. EXACTLY like Frank Sidebottom. There needs to be a revival for Frank Sidebottom. Maybe I’m the man to do it. What’s been the biggest disappointment of your year so far? I did some songs with Cathy Dennis for the Roisin Murphy album but then Roisin decided not to use them because she is a bit mental. She must be crazy because the songs are really g
