Is it true that it takes a team of 70 employees to create Fireland?
Unfortunately, this is true. I often think back fondly to the early days of this enterprise when it was just me, Cap’n Jerry the HTML Pirate, and Tommy “The Stump” Vitorelli handling security and finances. It wasn’t easy: the four-hour workdays, the Safeway-brand alcohol, the 2400 baud modem. But, dammit, we had a dream, and that dream catapulted us into success, and forced me to hire unpaid interns like mad. I now have entire teams devoted to Hairstyling, Infomercials, and Liposuction. The salad days are over, but the fix-your-own-taco bar days are here to stay.
