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Is it too late to trade in my kids…I was cooking bacon on Sunday morning?

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Is it too late to trade in my kids…I was cooking bacon on Sunday morning?

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I am outraged & appalled by your kid’s apparent lack of respect for all things bacon. First of all, I’d make sure they are not robot replicas of said children. Then I would proceed with a communist/hippy hunt by searching their rooms for blasphemous propaganda against the all-holy bacon, for your only hope is they have been brainwashed. I commend you on your self control, for if my daughter ever turned down or spoke against bacon, I’m not sure I could stop my arm from swinging and smacking her upside the head out of shear instinct. My thoughts & prayers are with you in this dark time. Poll: OJ all the way, preferably w/ a splash of vodka.

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As your attorney I have to advise you that 110th trimester abortions have not been legal in most areas for quite some many years now, and the trade in value on used children, particularly the non-bacon loving variety, is exorbitantly punitive.