Is Fidel Castro de Chupacabras?
Though Fidel has been sucking the blood of the Cuban people and terrorizing them for more than thirty years, there is no conclusive scientific evidence that he is the notorious Chupacabras. Nevertheless, rumors persist. Some scientists at the Institute for Paranormal Research and Unexplained Phenomena, at Guanabacoa, a small town across the Havana Bay, claim that there is a strong possibility that Fidel is actually the Chupacabras. “Like the Chupacabras, Fidel is a bloodsucker.” they say. “Both of them stink like hell, and both of them mesmerize people.
