Is Eric E. Noreen related to Cosmo Kramer by any chance?
Im loving the hair. You’re a scary guy and since I’m so frightened by your mail, I feel compelled to respond! Eric Noreen, or Eee as he’s known around here, is not related to Cosmo Kramer in any way. However, since he’s a member of the Van Buren Boys, whenever we go out to toss back a few Junior Mints he likes to recount the story of when he met Kraemer “on the streets”. I think it changed Eee’s life. Getting back to your juice question, 100% natural fruit juices that do not contain added ingredients such as fructose, glucose, high fructose corn syrup, maltodextrin, and other additives are ok in moderation. They’re just really hard to find. If your pop is really concerned about his health and wants to drink fruit juice why not encourage him to make his own. That way he’ll get the fiber, the nutrients, and avoid all the other diabetes inducing crapola. John – That [last month’s] Large Professor was a magnificent column! Totally struck home with me, as I too was a “loner” growing up. Fun
