Is a license required to dream Jifs dreams?
A private owner does not need a license to operate the Elecdreamater(TM) for leisure purposes but our in-house training program must be satisfactorily completed by the operator. In addition, if the dream will be carrying overtly Freudian messages, then the dreamer must meet U.S. Psychiatric requirements. This means that the dreamer is required to have a U.S.P. Master’s license for a sleep vessel of equivalent tonnage (500 tons in the case of Mommy-kissing) and will have to complete our training course which includes 40 hours of future time and 40 daydreams and then take a U.S.P. examination based on our manuals. The successful applicant will then have a dream endorsement added to their license.
