Is a guy worth a baseball cap?
In this case, the answer is a resounding no. The guy most definitely was not worth the Mickey Mouse baseball cap that I lost in the ocean yesterday while trying to get away from octo guy. I call him that because it felt like I was wrestling an octopus (not that I actually ever had – but imagine people). His arms and hands were all over and I kept pulling away and telling him he was moving too fast. I mean, come on. I had only known him for five minutes before his hands starting roaming and I was doing the bob and weave trying to keep away. So back to how I lost my hat. We are out in the ocean and he kept trying to grab me to pull me close and I kept jumping into the waves to get away. You would think he would have gotten the hint, and the word no said multiple times. I felt like I was with a kindergartner. Actually a five year old probably would have caught on quicker. Anyway I dive into a wave to get away from him and when I came out on the other side there was another wave that did a
