Insurance claim form quotes?
True extracts from UK Insurance Claim forms; These were collected by Norwich Union for their annual Christmas magazine. “I started to slow down but the traffic was more stationary than I thought.” —– “I pulled into a lay-by with smoke coming from under the bonnet. I realized the car was on fire so took my dog and smothered it with a blanket.” —– Q: Could either driver have done anything to avoid the accident? A: Traveled by bus? —– This Norwich Union customer collided with a cow. The questions and answers on the claim form were: Q – What warning was given by you? A – Horn Q – What warning was given by the other party? A – Moo —– “I started to turn and it was at this point I noticed a camel and an elephant tethered at the verge. This distraction caused me to lose concentration and hit a bollard.” —– “On approach to the traffic lights the car in front suddenly broke.” —– “I was going at about 70 or 80 mph when my girlfriend on the pillion reached over and grabbed my tes
