Indiscrete State – Frequently Asked Questions Q: How do I pick up Lady Lovelace?
The Lady Lovelace rejection can be very frustrating; especially since she seems to see right through your attempts at coming across as a human being. To convince her that you are a person, you must prove that you can learn – this is something that Lady Lovelace does not believe a machine is capable of. To demonstrate learning, all you have to do is tell her something that would be beyond the programming of any android. Try telling a joke, or giving her a compliment. Having trouble? Your language fragment collection may be too limited. To pick up additional words and social skills, you can either learn through experience by talking to the locals, or heading over to the library. But be forewarned: each strategy has its share of problems. Having conversations puts you at great risk of being caught by the interrogators, and reading too many books in quick succession may give away your robotic nature. Picking up the ‘Learn English Fast!’ book is not going to win you any subtlety points, eit