In a related question, do you think domestic violence is really really really funny?
Ross: No. I do, however, think domestic violence is largely the result of poverty. The more poverty there is the more profit there is to be made for the wealthy classes, of which Impaled is a part. At least, that’s what my golfing partners in our exclusive country club think. In that way, domestic violence is a bellwether of Impaled’s glorious path to total world and financial domination. Are there any plans for a full-North American Impaled tour any time soon? Ross: Define “plans.” If by “plans” you mean, we want to tour and hope to do so, then yes, there are definite plans. If by “plans” you mean that some amazing tour has been offered to us, dates are set, and we are hitting the road soon, then no. Unfortunately, we’ll have to first rake in the massive profits from our CD sales in order to buy a slot on the next OzzFest. Do you check ID before hooking up with groupies at a show? Ross: I don’t hook up with groupies at a show. I do, however, perform as a gigolo on the road, with custo
