Im so bored these days 🙁 can someone tell me a good joke?
Not really me but told in first person for the sake of the joke. I was part of a jazz band and we used to finish playing at around 1 or 2 in the morning. Sometimes after packing up our gear and getting some dinner it would still be a little early (for a jazz musician) and we would walk the streets of New Orleans, lugging around our instruments looking for something to do, a bar that was still open, a few ladies who were looking for some dates or wanted to hear a little jazz number or two. Well one night we went past this church and there was quite a ruckus going on in there, so we decided to go in and see what this preacher man had to say that was so important at 2 in the morning. We walked in and grabbed a pew at th eback by the door, sat our instruments in our laps and listened to his sermon and just as he was wrapping up he said “One of these dayyyys Gabriel is gon come down and blow his horn and all yall is gon go to hell!” Fascinated by this preachers style of preaching and energy