I’m curious to try out this new Linux thing. What distro should I pick?
It’s good you asked that, because it turns out that Linux distros are all so different from each other, that running the wrong one will actually kill you. To find the right one for you, look up your astrological moon sign, encode it in Uucode, extract the digital root of the resulting hexadecimal, multiply that times the three sine waves from your biorhythm chart, add you phone number, write the answer out as a regexp, encode it with rotation-13, and encrypt the result in PGP. Your answer will appear when you superimpose the result over the number Pi. Who says Linux isn’t user-friendly?
