Im a supermodel with an unhealthy and insatiable sexual attraction to Jack Palance! What should I do?
I’m sorry, I can’t pay attention to this question right now… I’m starring as Curly in the stage remake of City Slickers and dress-rehearsal is in 10 minutes! But, tell you what, Email Me your Home Address and I’ll swing by afterward and we’ll discuss this issue in person! • Were you Valedictorian of your Graduating Class? No. • Who are your two favorite children? Jerry and John! Got any more damned fool questions you’d like to ask? • Pip Pip, I say, Old Chap, ‘ow might one get ahold of you there should one need to wot, wot, serve you something? Oh, I like Service, you can… hey, wait… You’re that same Lawyer from Question 24 who keeps bothering me! Dude, try all the accents you want and it won’t happen! CRAP! • Hey, kid, ever dance with the devil by the pale moon light? Uh… no I haven’t? I hear he’s more into the Boot Scoot and the Tush Push and other more Twangy Dances… Not so much my speed. • Hey, man! I’m an aspiring Identity Thief and I was wondering if I could get your So
