If you choke a smurf, what color does he turn?
You should not try to choke smurfs. Quite apart from the moral issues involved, they can spontaneously combust, then recombine into two identical smurfs each as powerful as the original smurf. Typically both will be blue initially, then turn pink. On turning pink they disappear in a puff of smoke and re-appear inside your inner ear where they beat on your eardrums until you go crazy. Definitely, you should not try to choke a smurf.
