If The Hulk was so good then why did the second-weekend revenues plunge 70 percent from its $62.1 million debut?
Because, there was no Rick Jones, man! Audiences are craving Rick Jones! • Did you notice that in Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines the terminators significantly advanced from the T1 model to the T-X Model, but the Flying machines of the future were identical to the prototypes from 2003? Why was that? Yeah, I noticed that… I don’t know… probably all kinds of Gregory Benford reasons. How about this: They only needed to improve the Terminators on the ground to fool the humans, but the airships and the harvesters were fine and needed no deception? How about that? Okay, really, it’s because T3 was a bad movie and the producers only cared about money, not accuracy! I admit it, it was a Gregory Benford Moment! Oh, crap, why? WHY? • Less Filling! Tastes Great! • What do you want for your Birthday Present? Well, check out my list! • And what about Scarecrow’s Brain? Now you stop that! • Do you smoke Pot? No. Really? Really! • Aren’t you afraid you’re going to get sued over using proprieta
