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If Johnny has 3 apples, and Davey has 5 apples. Why dont they just shut up and eat?

April 26, 2017apples bag davey EAT johnny outside

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If Johnny has 3 apples, and Davey has 5 apples. Why dont they just shut up and eat?

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Well… Davey is super pissed off at Johnny. You see… They both started with 4 apples and then Davey spit in Johnny’s hair from the top of the shop roof. Johnny got ticked and threw an apple, drilling Davey in the small of the back, which caused him to fall off the roof. The apple landed next to Davey’s bruised body, so he kept it. As soon as they are done calling each other bad names, they will shut up and eat… And then sneak one of Grandma’s cigarettes and share it in the alley. The interesting thing is that you picked the real (really) names for this absolutely 100% true story. Only the apple counts have been changed to protect the innocent. I am the Davey.