If Joel Furr were a fruit, which one would he be?
If Joel Furr were a fruit, he’d probably be one of those weird “ugly fruits” they sell in the produce department, the ones that no one ever seems to buy and which get progressively marked down each week until they’re so old and so cheap that the fruits are practically jumping off the counters and accosting shoppers, begging to be bought. It’s not that Joel is necessarily desperate – he has a wife, after all. It’s more that if he were a fruit, he’d almost certainly be the kind of fruit no one really knows how to use or what it’s for.
