If Destro is the one who suffers a horrible facial disfigurement, how do we explain the “Crunchberry” Cobra Commander action figure?
You know, I wondered that. Doctor/Cobra Commander didn’t look THAT bad. No hair, kinda pasty, but the CC toys all look more like Destro. I think someone at Hasbro was sent the wrong picture for reference when painting an old Action Man toy to use as CC’s head. I have to admit, I liked this movie even less than TF: ROTF, but probably because I loved G.I. Joe so much as a kid. I probably would have been fine with the terrible plot and acting if it looked more like what I remember and love, and less like Sigma Six. I think the “colorful costumes don’t work in movies” argument doesn’t apply here. We’re talking about mismatched camouflage and fatigues, for the most part, not a yellow Wolverine costume. And the vehicles… the Night Raven was nice, but the wingless, boring Cobra jets and the windowless, generic Joe jets made me weep every time I saw them. I realize A-10 Warthogs are outdated, but surely we can design cooler-looking planes with VTOL capabilities? For the record: Me = nerd, se
