Ideas for a speech on: “How to annoy people”?
Annoying people isn’t’ something that is able to just be done. It takes a little planning and pre-meditation. You have to know how to push people’s buttons to get the greatest reaction. Here are some effective ways to go about doing so: In a shop: follow them with one hand on your ear like you have an ear piece and pretend to narrate their every move to the person listening on the earpiece loud enough so the person being followed hears you. When they finally turn around to look at you and tell you stop very loudly yell “Abort! Abort! The subject is onto us! Abort!” and run out of the shop. In a cinema: Sit down by someone who has purchased pop corn. Get their attention by going pssst. Once you have their attention whisper “hey, can I have a pop corn?” Chances are they’ll say no, turn around, and try to ignore you. Keep doing this until they become flustered, which at that point one of two things will happen, either they’ll get up and move/ walk out or they will make a scene and yell at
