I know that while you pretend to be a nice, honest person, you are actually a evil mastermind bent on world domination through misinformation and subterfuge. Whats your hidden agenda?
You caught me. And I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasnt for these meddling kids. Hey, theres a whole field of study as to how servers can increase their tips by doing such things as touching guests on the shoulder, or predicting that the next days weather will be sunny. Check out Mega Tips from Cornell University. We dont want to be in the business of figuring out how to get you to give us a few percentage points more in tips. We want to be in the business of giving you great food and beverages at a moderate price, of bringing you closer to the people who make your food, and in providing a great community. By eliminating the tipping transaction, were making another step in that direction. Now Im going back to my volcanic lair.
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