I got a copy of NotS. Is there any way I can get it signed?
I don’t fully understand why people want books signed. People who have had books signed–by anyone–seem to use the signature as evidence of something which isn’t quite true. ‘Look: I have a signed copy of The Stand! King signed it for me!’. Good for you; get back to me the next time he invites you to dinner. I think it might have something to do with the whole Kevin Bacon thing. People want to somehow eliminate a number of steps separating themselves from various celebrities. Whether I’m a celebrity is something I haven’t really worked out yet. I know a number of celebrities personally, but I talk to them because we’re friends, regardless how many people on Earth have heard of anyone in the group. Anyway: while I don’t see any real point to autographs, I’m okay with them. Logistically speaking, of course, nothing’s easy; amazon.com haven’t really got booksignings, and most stores IRL can’t get NotS in stock [see above]. I guess if you got a copy somehow, you could send it to: Gremlin;