How Would The New York Times Cover The Passover Story?
Yehudit has the spoof, beginning with this paragraph: The cycle of violence between the Jews and the Egyptians continues with no end in sight in Egypt. After eight previous plagues that have destroyed the Egyptian infrastructure and disrupted the lives of ordinary Egyptian citizens, the Jews launched a new offensive this week in the form of the plague of darkness. You can probably guess how the rest goes, but it’s still fun to read.