How will Santa Claus cope with climate change? Is his workshop at risk of falling through melting glaciers?
Anyone who can live undetected for so long at the north pole, visit the home of every believing child in a single night and give them exactly what they wanted, and manufacture those toys in the course of under a year is perfectly capable of creating an infrastructure under his workshop so that it becomes submersible when he no longer has ice to live on. Now, if he’d only grant my wish of a truly oil and pollution free infrastructiure for the world, then we’d be all set. Santa will be fine- it’s the rest of us that are gonna need a little help.
