HOW TO WIN FRIENDS AND GET UNINTERRUPTED SLEEP Have you ever been hassled by friends, loved ones or anyone else about being asleep at two o’clock in the afternoon?
Well, don’t listen to a word they say because I reckon it’s ok. Eight hours sleep (or how ever much you need, eight is an average. Some people need more, others need less) is sleep whether it’s from 10 pm to 6 am, 3 am to 11 am, or 4 pm to midnight. You get sleep and that’s good. But if you are living with people who sleep at different times to you it is common courtesy to listen to your stereo with headphones while they’re asleep and the same goes for them when you’re sleep. Now for a relevant story. THE KIWI AND THE WEKA Ok, once there was the kiwi and the weka. The kiwi slept during the day and played and hunted for worms and stuff at night. The Weka slept at night and did things during the day. Anyway one day the kiwi was asleep and the weka was making a lot of noise. This kept waking the kiwi up and he got really cranky. That night when the weka was asleep and the kiwi was making noise the weka kept waking up and got annoyed with the kiwi. So both the kiwi and the weka were pissed
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